One Giant Leap

Yes.  I get it.  I suck at updating my Blahg!  I've heard your complaints and I apologize.  But in my defense, you would not have wanted to hear the whiny and pitiful bitchiness that has been my inner dialogue for the past few weeks.

Whaah!  I don't have a job. 
Whaah!  I'm just a spectator watching everyone else's perfect lives.
Whaah!  I forgot to go outside today.
Whaah!  I was so busy moping around that I missed a new 'Modern Family'
Whaah!  I'm out of Midol.

Basically I have been a depressing douche.  So to anyone that has suffered the toils of hanging out with me over the past few weeks....deal with it.  That's what friends and loved ones are for.  It's not like all of you are shiny, happy colored marbles.  But I will apologize for neglecting this Blahg, it may have been a good outlet for some of my mental cancer.

In the time since my last post, I'm happy to say that my wife was recruited, interviewed, and accepted at a fantastic new job that she has coveted for quite some time.  I don't know how much I'm allowed to say about it -- so I'll just say that she's a generously paid drug dealer.   Way to go Lindsey! 

To facilitate getting to and from this new job, Lindsey had to trade in her two-cylinder, single-door Toyota Peesoshitt and got herself a Toyota Prius.  So basically, her new job has turned us into hippie, environmental idealists.  To counteract this reduction of our carbon footprint I am currently on the market for a Chevy Dolphin Killer with a diesel engine.

The other very new and exciting news is that I have accepted a full-time marketing position at a great company that I will start in a few weeks.  I will not be disclosing the name of the company on this site to protect the names of the innocent.  But I will say that I have not stooped so low as to sell drugs for a living....Lindsey.

So that's my update.  That's my apology for my lack of updates.  And this is me promising, as I do with each new Blahg post, to be more active and consistent in posting new content.

I have a good amount of time between now and when I start my new position and will be able to focus more attention to this site, in a positive mind set, but with the same ethical and moral superiority that should piss plenty of you off.

So until the next time that I neglect this site for a month or so...
Blah, Blah, Blahg!


Also - Be sure to check out my latest Yankee-related article from The Bill of Rights and Wrongs on The Bronx View website.  Click Here to access the article.

As I mentioned earlier in the week, I was recently brought on board the team at The Bronx View, a great site dedicated to podcasts and blogs focused on the New York Yankees and baseball in general.

I encourage you to go to their site and check out my recent activities.

Click Here to listen to the podcast announcing my joining of The Bronx View team, and discussing my background, some Yankees memories and 2010 projections, and my upcoming column for the site: The Bill of Rights & Wrongs.

And Click Here to read the first installment of The Bill of Rights & Wrongs, released today.

I'm looking forward to having another outlet to shock and offend unsuspecting readers and to generally lower the standards of journalism.  I've had a hard enough time keeping this blahg as current as I would like, but I will try to juggle both commitments and put up new posts regularly.

I hope you like the new column and, if you're a Yankee fan, check out the rest of The Bronx View website.  It's put together by smart and informed guys that really know their stuff.

The say real journalists need a good sign-off, so I'm going to be trying some out over the next few weeks.

Goodnight and Good Luck....and Go F Yourself,
Blah, Blah, Blahg!